Miley Cyrus Tops Maxim’s Hot 100
Last year, MC was number 68 on Maxim’s Hot 100. But this year, she’s number 1. Someone please explain that to me. Miley tweeted about the news with the hashtag “#DreamsDoComeTrue.” As a side note, she recently told Elle UK Magazine that a star is someone who doesn’t have to take her clothes off to be sexy and “I don’t want to be a glorified model.” Yet she’s on the cover of Maxim in a bathing suit and hashtagging that dreams do come true. I’m lost.
Chris Brown + Rihanna are OVER!
Well, it’s official (for today). Chris Brown was on an Australian radio show and admitted that they are not dating. He said “Imma do it solo… Shawty doing her own thang, she on the road…I’m always gonna love that person. I can’t be focused on wife-ing someone that young.” OK then. It’s settled.
Iron Man 3 had a GREAT Opening
The movie had the second-best opening in box office history with $175 million this weekend. The movie with the number one spot is last year’s Avengers which made $207 million.
Amanda Bynes got a Nose Job
So THIS is why she’s freaking out lately. Amanda’s been calling everyone “ugly” and has been complaining about journalists using old photos of her. Well she admits it’s because she got a nose job to get rid of the “webbing” between her eyes (WTF?) and she wants them to use only her new photos. Ohhhhh… so THAT’S why she’s acting F-ING CRAZY…
Lindsay Lohan is NOT a Cocaine Addict
LiLo is currently in Betty Ford for rehab, and before she went, she spoke with Piers Morgan about EVERYTHING in her life. She honestly seemed like a open book, and the transcript can be read here. Some highlights: she’s “only” done cocaine 4-5 times; she likes ecstasy; she doesn’t need rehab and would rather be working with children in another country; she never stole that necklace years ago; she’s totally straight-NOT bi- despite dating Samantha Ronson years ago. Sigh. I REALLY want her to get her life together.
Justin Bieber Attacked in Dubai
The Biebs was performing in Dubai when a crazy fan ran on stage and tackled him. Security guards tackled the fan and the piano that Bieber was performing on fell over! But, to his credit, JB kept his cool, kept performing and barely missed a beat!
Tanning Mom has a Song. Ugh.
Sigh. Tanning Mom has a new song out and it’s called “It’s Tan Mom.” It’s available on iTunes if you want to murder your ears. In it, she says that you should wear sun screen. She also says that she’s hotter than Octomom and the Teen Moms. Again, sigh.
