Miley’s Parents are Divorcing + She’s NOT Happy with Daddy
Her mom officially filed for divorce yesterday, despite them being separated on and off since 2010 after her alleged affair with Bret Michaels. Looks like Miley and her dad aren’t on good terms right now, either. She tweeted: “Since your text and email obviously aren’t working would you like to talk like this?” Ouch.
Lady Gaga is Being Sued
There’s a french artist named Orlan who is suing Lady Gaga for plagiarism. She claims that many of her works of art inspired Lady Gaga during her “Born This Way” time period. Check it out here. Orlan is suing for $31.5mill and asking that the Born This Way video no longer be aired, as well as a ban on the commercialization of the Born This Way album. Woah.
Tyler the Creator was Driving the Ferrari
Remember when Keyshawn Johnson chased down Bieber’s Ferrari over Memorial Day Weekend when he saw Bieber (allegedly) driving too fast in their neighborhood? Well video surveillance has shown that it was indeed Tyler the Creator who was driving the car, not Bieber. The video apparently shows Tyler pulling into the house and Bieber pulling up behind him on a motorcycle.
Charlie Sheen Embarrasses Farrah Abraham
This is the BEST story of the day. I told you yesterday that Teen-Mom-turned-porn-star Farrah Abraham has been talking to Charlie Sheen. And by “talking to,” she released pics of their texting convos which pretty much make us believe that the two are going to hang out and hook up. ANYWAY. This is Charlie Sheen’s response to her leaking the texts, and it is BRILLIANT:
hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua;
I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at porn.
your daughter must be so proud.
please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. the world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life.
oh and I’m sure they’ll wave the cover charge when they see your tranny-boobs and five o’clock shadow.
bye!
cs.
Pink’s Daughter + Paparazzi = BAD MOVE, Paps!
Pink was changing her two-year-old daughter Willow’s diaper the other day when a photog got a little too invasive with the camera. Well Pink’s husband Carey wasn’t having any of that, so he and his friend stomped on the guy’s foot and kicked his camera to the ground. The photog claims that they also kicked him in the balls but multiple witnesses say that isn’t true. The police showed up, everything was fine. But seriously… to the photog… what a JERK.
Robert Downey Jr. Makes a Kid Cry
RDJr is filming a movie in Massachusetts, so a mom brought her one-and-a-half-year-old son to meet Ironman. Although RDJr didn’t look like Ironman. He looked like… RDJr. So the kid cried. HAHA!
Uncle Jesse Misses Aunt Becky
John Stamos said that he and Lori Loughlin never hooked up while they were working together, but: “no disrespect to her family and her husband now, but I would say she could be the one that got away.” WOAH! I’D LOVE THAT!
Selena Gomez is Teaming up with Ed Sheeran?
Ed was spotted leaving Selena’s house the other night with his guitar after a jam session… can we expect some new music?!
